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Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016
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Demon pudding

Super hot, lava like, diarrhea. Sometimes explosive
Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.
by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017
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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
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Sponge Pudding

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"
by TreacleJC April 4, 2019
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Vag Pudding

When a mans cum mixes with a woman's and is still inside the vagina. What leaks out is Vag Pudding
Damn, that vag pudding is messing up my sheets!
by SweetD919 December 13, 2021
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puddify

the solidification process of chocolate pudding; recommended with banana slices
Alex "I just checked on the pudding..."
Jenny "What stage of puddification is it in?"
Alex "The 99th and a half stage"
by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005
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Podding

Podding, the word Joe Budden uses for "podcasting".
"Is Ish & Ice the permanent members now?" - Maino

"That's who I'm currently podding with." -Joe
by Yarelyb03 June 8, 2021
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