Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

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Pillsbury Doughgirl

That one friend in your group who's this cute, innocent Babyface. She requires special attention, like the kind you give to infants. And oh, did i mention she's super chubby and cuddly??

A: where's the Pillsbury Doughgirl?
B: at the chemistry lab, i guess...
A: *sigh*

by Accidentallyaugusta June 3, 2019

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Just the most majestic human being ever, most beautiful existence, he’s a solid 100/10. His eyes are mesmerizing. So smart that he take HL Math. And the biggest g that exists. Only respect and love for this human being.

Love me some Pollalis

by 62psn September 16, 2019

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polish fedora

When you get furloughed from work.

Hollywood: Why are you so sad, Slip?
Slippy T: I got the Polish Fedora today, I don't know how I'm going to pay the rent.

by Gogh Rawski March 27, 2020

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Polish Blowjob

Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).

Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

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