Penis 

A sexy anotmoy in which it feels good to rub, beat, shove up an ass, shove in a female anotmoy, and to suck usually involved in sexual activity or to shit with

Mary:"Can I suck your penis?"
Louis: "of course."
Mary:::slurp slurp::
Lousi: "thats the spirit!"

Penis by jfhguihgkldsmfki September 5, 2008

Penis 

A penis is like a male lollypop, you can suck on it, and also stick it in some holes.It's the mightyest thing a man has.

She sucked my penis yesterday.

Penis by inf1nity May 15, 2008

penis 

god gave man a brain and penis and only enough blood to use one at a time.

IamTheMastaKilla: enough about the penis talk
IamTheMastaKilla: its making me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: really, because it's making us laugh in amusement
HarmlessDarkness: and scorn
IamTheMastaKilla: ok i was jokinh
HarmlessDarkness: aww we're not
IamTheMastaKilla: penis talk doesnt make me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: penis?

penis by Lucy Clarymontberg December 14, 2003

penis 

a yummy,sexy,beautiful,spitting cobra that makes me so horny!

i want to suck your penis

penis by pube September 18, 2003

penis 

1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women.
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid

whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis!

penis by Lfrey May 9, 2006

penis 

"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect."
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.

Say hello to Junior Johnson.

penis by king asshat the first October 3, 2003

penis 

Its what i use to fuck my girlfriend!
Something that a girl sucks.

I love to suck ******* penis!!!

penis by Lame June 21, 2005