(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.
"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."
A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!
Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!
The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.
"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply saidknowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"