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onion dip 

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.
"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."
onion dip by sherlock domes May 18, 2014

onion enema 

Something that makes you cry like a baby.
I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.
onion enema by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

onion dealer 

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!
Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!
onion dealer by British Gash September 6, 2015

onion pussy 

someone who has a bad-smelling pussy that makes guys cry from how bad it is
she has an onion pussy
onion pussy by luver200015 April 25, 2016

Onion dough-spin 

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.
"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"

Onion Jar 

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
Onion Jar by dgh938peg June 14, 2016