attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.
Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”
by strawberrynightcrawler April 09, 2024
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fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."
Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...
by Scrypt August 24, 2018
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Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
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Moscow mule

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.
She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
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cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 06, 2017
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Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
by John_doe_1018 July 25, 2023
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