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mortero

A graned launcher that is made of fireworks

It can kill you
It is illegal in Nicaragua
Watch out for the mortero
by NOT RUCHO November 26, 2018
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Mortem Metallum

A Roblox game, where you pick a weapon (Most weapons are medieval, Except for the Chainsaw) and fight others. The game mostly is filled with toxic 7 - 13 year olds who spam "ez" "trash" "bad" and also have anger issues. The other types of mortem metallum players are teamers, chainsaw users (Chainsaw users are the most toxic), Kanabo users (Also mostly toxic), trash talkers (Obviously toxic), targetters, and people who just wanna play the game and be nice (Which are not 7 - 13 year olds)
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "EZ ur bad so garbage"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"
by PREDOVIAK15 August 18, 2021
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Marten

That guy is such a marten
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Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina
She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo
by the amazing TW March 18, 2010
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Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.
DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.
by jihadbinladen February 21, 2011
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Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.
by themagnificentslevin May 20, 2011
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martelly

It's an Italian word and your awesome and beautiful and not real sure what your purpose in life is but your determined to find out
My last name is martelly
by Dr.danfran January 26, 2017
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