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Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020
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Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
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monetorialize

The monetization of the memorialization of a recently expired celebrity.
The E! network monetorialized Dustin Diamond's untimely death with a heavily watched Saved by the Bell marathon the weekend after he died.
by ambitin February 8, 2021
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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