Mincemeat

sliced meat that is cookable and therefore edible

can be added into tacos, chillies,

can you simmer that mincemeat

by ironed and smoked legos June 3, 2022

Maintenance admin

A group of marines who are under appreciated by their maintenance counterparts who believe that they do nothing but sit in their office and jerk each other off while resetting OOMA passwords for fun. In reality they are the saviors of the fleet in that they let allow maintenance to use bullshit systems that make things 10 times as complicated and stupid, as well give S-6 a break because everyone thinks that they deal with computers.

Controller: Airframes! Have signed off that MAF on 069 yet?
Airframer: No Sgt all of our OOMA permissions have been changed by Maintenance Admin and they won't change them back unless change our passwords.

Controller: why don't you just change your passwords?

Airframer: they want us to change them to MAINTsuxASS42069!!!
Controller: understandable, go take their boots and get that MAF signed.
Airframer: Rah Sgt

by Hugh_ganus August 16, 2022

Mincecraft

This is what happens when you buy Minecraft from a sketchy website you get Mincecraft

Mincecraft: Mincecraft's third cousin from notascam.com
"Wait this isn't Minecraft its, fucking MINCECRAFT!"

by Some guy who exists January 14, 2023

Mentertainment

Something stupid that is overly entertaining to men

"Isaiah was very mentertained by spinning a bottle cap for 30 minutes straight"

"Making a telescope out of a paper towel roll is a great example of mentertainment"

"Sven found the old flagpole very mentertaining"

by ZgoE February 1, 2023

Coal Maintenence

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.

Exquisite coal maintenence

by 6@6 July 13, 2010

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

fame maintenance

To accept minor film roles and other appearences in order to maintain one's public profile in the popular media.

"It's just fame maintenance"

Fame maintenence was coined by John Waters the American filmmaker, actor, stand-up comedian, writer, journalist, visual artist, and art collector. He says film acting isn't his first love but he does accept minor roles in other people's movies, "but that's just fame maintenence ". (Quoted in North and South magazine, October 2011).

by pgcinnz October 26, 2011