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limey

Origianally used as an insult for English people. Now no longer an insult (especially in the North and among younger people) thanks to bands such as Hadouken!, who use it in their songs.
Hadouken! (That Boy, That Girl) : 'Yeh I'm an indie limey, but I like it grimey'
by Holly Fisher December 17, 2007
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Lumpy Coal

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.
by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009
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Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.
Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!
by TheGroin June 16, 2010
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limpgasm

a phenomenon only experienced by men where an orgasm is achieved an the penis is not totally erect, often times looked upon as a negative event
Thomas-dude, how'd it go with Susan last night?
Joe-it was alright, only I pulled a limpgasm...
Thomas-ouch man that must've sucked
by x450 January 12, 2011
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Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"
by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012
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Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.
by DD2 October 21, 2013
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limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies
Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!
by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016
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