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Krunk Musik

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.
Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !
by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024
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Krunkle

A human who shows an abnormal slowness of thought or action intellectual disability
slowness in development or progress (i.e., a dumbass)
That guy is a real krunkle, he can't even do simple math!
by skibidyboom3049 April 5, 2024
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunker

A word that will trigger intense PTSD (Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder) in people who have lived in the Krunker era. Many people suffer from hearing this word, or anything in relation to it. Symptoms of someone who suffers Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder may include: excessive desire to fill an ever gaping void within their soul, trying to find a replacement that doesn't exist for a browser FPS block game; 3 hour long lectures on how the game died, and how it could've been easily avoided; doesn't play a FPS game longer than a week, because it just isn't that good; has massive trust issues, and doesn't believe anything that was promised or said. People describe the urge to experience the game during it's prime (witch is subjective to each person), as something similar to withdrawals of crack cocaine. Overall the usage of this word should be as minimal as possible, and definitely not used near someone who suffers from Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder. A charity for Krunker Veterans is raising awareness, and helping treat this medical condition.
Hey old head! Remember when Sideny De Viers sold your beloved Krunker and it's entire community to make 40 million? Yeah, you probably feel stupid for believing in all of those lies they told you.
by Imfromkrunker May 7, 2024
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Krunker

A word that will trigger intense PTSD (Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder) in people who have lived in the Krunker era. Many people suffer from hearing this word, or anything in relation to it. Symptoms of someone who suffers Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder may include: excessive desire to fill an ever gaping void within their soul, trying to find a replacement that doesn't exist for a browser FPS block game; 3 hour long lectures on how the game died, and how it could've been easily avoided; doesn't play a FPS game longer than a week, because it just isn't that good; has massive trust issues, and doesn't believe anything that was promised or said. People describe the urge to experience the game during it's prime (witch is subjective to each person), as something similar to withdrawals of crack cocaine. Overall the usage of this word should be as minimal as possible, and definitely not used near someone who suffers from Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder. A charity for Krunker Veterans is raising awareness, and helping treat this medical condition.
Usage of the word: I used to play Krunker. It was really fun before the developers ruined it.

Example of abuse A: Hey old head! Remember when Sidney De Viers sold your beloved Krunker and it's entire community for 40 million? Yeah, you probably feel stupid believing all of those fake promises.

Example of abuse B: Remember the "Krunker: A Painful Decline" video? Remember all of those false hopes, and dreams that were slowly crushed over a prolonged period of time? Remember the good times you used to have playing it? Yeah, think about that for the rest of the month.
by Imfromkrunker May 7, 2024
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Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.
Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.
by KurgerBing.001 May 22, 2024
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