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kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..
Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...
by Jimmy Blue69 July 30, 2023
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Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024
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Kebab

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"
by Kebabber May 18, 2024
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Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes
Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit
by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024
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Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024
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Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
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lazy kebab

A girl with very large flaps that dangle around
Man I swear she has a lazy kebab
by pisspenis March 28, 2024
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