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the name of the world's sexiest immigrant science teacher. Kababs are usually loved by all the ladies, and his sexy accent turns us all on. especially when he rolls his r's.
Wow, that guy was so sexy, maybe he is a Kabab!!!
Kabab by irispress February 5, 2012
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Kabab Mein Haddi 

Kababs are supposed to be juicy and tasty. As a result, the experience of eating a particularly delectable kabab like the ‘Kakori Kabab’ is described by a number of people as being as good as love making.

Just as Finding a bone in your kabab ruins the experience or acts as a distraction, someone walking in on lovemaking or amorous encounter acts as a mood spoiler or distraction too.

Hence the term don’t be a ‘kabab mein haddi’ is used to tell someone off indirectly that they are being a nuisance ;) esp. in situations such as someone dropping in on bunch of love birds having an intimate dinner.
Dekh, udhar aa gaya kabab mein haddi
(Roughly translates as, ‘look there comes mr. nuisance or kabab mein haddi)’
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kabab fanny 

A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.
I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.
kabab fanny by seabagel February 23, 2008

crotch kabab 

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.
show the football team your croth kabab!!!

Shish Kabab 

SHEESH is good for life i love sheesh sheesh is sheesh sheesh
Hey dude, OMG you did that Shish Kabab MAN
Shish Kabab by rkr323r2 August 25, 2021

Cornish Kabab 

A sexual maneuver associated with Cock and Ball Torture, where a man's partner skewers both of his testicles with any pointy object, commonly a large toothpick or kabab stick, imitating the popular dish "shish kabab"
Me and my girl got really crazy last night and she gave me a Cornish Kabab, so i'm gonna be out of commission for the next few months
Cornish Kabab by Chib Scrungus January 8, 2020

sheesh-kabab 

1) a type of indian kabab
2) a word that people use to either enphasis the word sheesh or to show anger whilst cracking a joke. Means "oh my god" or "for fuck sake!"
1)Can I get a sheesh kabab and some popadoms please?
2)example 1:
Person 1:I did your moma
Person 2: sheesh kabab man!

example2:
paerson 1:yo' moma's so fat that you need 2 trains and a bus just 2 get on her good side!
paerson 2:sheesh kabab i didn't notice...wow
sheesh-kabab by snob impersonator January 4, 2005
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