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Jorge

Jorge meeting a cocky son of a bitch you have nothing better to do with his life than talk shit about everyone. He's like the gay best friend but he's not even gay. By the way it sucks dick for a living. And is also madly in love with his son Andrew. He can also be very kind and sweet so the assholeness in the kindness evens out.
by Drunk ego May 8, 2018
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Jorge

Jorge is a gay boy and he just doesnt know how to love guys this is the reason nobody likes him he is just homo as fuck
Girl 1: omg jorge is so ugly and gay

Girl 2: I know right
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jorge is a bitch 🥳.
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Maja D. Jorgenson

Maja is a writer, most commonly found on Wattpad. She's often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. Her stories are amazingly written, even though "English isn't her primary language". She speaks English better than most English speakers.

Most of all, Maja is amazing, and actually has published books. And she hates being called cute. She's a gangster.
"Aw! You're so cute!" -Delphic

"I am not! I'm a gangster!" - Maja D. Jorgenson
by Delphic December 30, 2013
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Jorge

A total ass who nobody should date. He cheats and then lies about it. He also will try to have sex with your best friend's little sister.
Friend: Jorge just asked me if I wanted to have sex with him
Friend2: What I'm dating Jorge
by Kms262649 May 29, 2017
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Jurgensen

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."
by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010
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Jorge

-often, a plastic surgeon.

-an old man who married a fashionable,hip, fat 40 year old woman.
-likes to play golf
-has a bad temper
-lectures people everyday about ANYTHING. mostly about weight,education and money
person 1: hey, you know there's this new guy in my neighborhood, he married this younger woman and keeps on insulting me!
person 2: oh, he must be a Jorge!
by A.I.N. July 26, 2009
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