The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
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A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin
Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
by We’re meant to be together October 29, 2019
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by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
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