Hammond

Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.

Look that guys pulling a hammond.

by jonny corsane September 23, 2007

hamoshed

1.to be extremely hammered and sloshed at the same time

Man I was so hamoshed on prom night

by nastynick April 15, 2005

hamsome

A sum of ham.

My cat is very hamsome.

by ninjapoptart83 December 14, 2014

fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

chin hammock

This is when someone wears their covid mask under their chin. They may or may not have their mouth covered but not their nose. Either way this renders the mask useless. It's also called a chin diaper.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been fucking and eating pangolins and bats causing covid 19 we wouldn't have to see people walking around with a chin hammock on.

by jimmybomm January 7, 2021

poop hammock

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021