Your boyfriend who defidently isn't cheating on you with some random girl from his college. Maybe you traveled across the country to suprise your boyfriend but instead you found him acting um.. well cheating.
"I don't care who I date as long as they aren't a couch guy."
by couchguyfan101 October 03, 2021
the guy who helps everyone work together; the leader on the team
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role
Shane Battier is the glue guy on the Miami Heat. He rarely plays but is great at helping everyone get along and moving things in the right direction.
by guybrodudemanfriend December 27, 2016
One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.
Careful what you wish for.
"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"
by mogydee July 09, 2018
by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022
a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.
"Yeah that chick Ariel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."
by Getownedbygirls January 08, 2010
An extremely derogatory term. Separately, the words mean absolutely nothing, but once combined these words can form a missile of hate.
The term Nigger-Guy often leads one to recall painful chapters of their past. Chapters that in which are usually discriminative, hateful, slanderous, and in some cases very lame.
In early 2007, Randy Marsh of South Park, Colorado, and Michael Richards of Los Angeles, California spearheaded a campaign to ban the hateful term. On March 7th, 2007, the term Nigger-Guy was officially banned in a 8 to 1 supreme court ruling. When one uses the word 'Nigger', it must be at least seven words apart for the word 'Guy'.
Thanks these two heroic victims, this derogatory racial term has been forever banned from the English vernacular.
The term Nigger-Guy often leads one to recall painful chapters of their past. Chapters that in which are usually discriminative, hateful, slanderous, and in some cases very lame.
In early 2007, Randy Marsh of South Park, Colorado, and Michael Richards of Los Angeles, California spearheaded a campaign to ban the hateful term. On March 7th, 2007, the term Nigger-Guy was officially banned in a 8 to 1 supreme court ruling. When one uses the word 'Nigger', it must be at least seven words apart for the word 'Guy'.
Thanks these two heroic victims, this derogatory racial term has been forever banned from the English vernacular.
"Dude, did you see Wheel of Fortune last night? Stan's Dad dropped the N-bomb on national television!"
"Yea dude i did. What a Nigger Guy."
"Yea dude i did. What a Nigger Guy."
by myokcomputer March 25, 2007
Couch Guy is a Tiktok drama where a girlfriend surprised her boyfriend but he wasn’t happy to see her and is suspicious of cheating. Tiktok viewers pointed out that Couch Guy was sharing a room with three girls and two other guys, was wearing someone’s hair tie on his wrist, was being hugged by one random girl and tried to unsuccessful reach out for his phone on another girl’s lap; proceeding to give his girlfriend a stiff hug.
The Tiktok community came together and agreed on disliking Robbie (Couch Guy) and flooding that poor girl’s comment section, girl who’s still in denial that her boyfriend cheated on her. Meanwhile, Robbie is gaslighting his viewers with his contagious awkward energy.
Viewers are also happy that the Couch Guy drama topped Berries and Cream Tiktok.
The Tiktok community came together and agreed on disliking Robbie (Couch Guy) and flooding that poor girl’s comment section, girl who’s still in denial that her boyfriend cheated on her. Meanwhile, Robbie is gaslighting his viewers with his contagious awkward energy.
Viewers are also happy that the Couch Guy drama topped Berries and Cream Tiktok.
*a video of a happy couple reuniting is shown*
- Couch Guy’s girlfriend must be crying and throwing up right now!
- Couch Guy needs to take notes!
- Couch Guy’s girlfriend must be crying and throwing up right now!
- Couch Guy needs to take notes!
by bitter124 October 02, 2021