Guido

a gay italian

(as seen on the Jersey Shore)

example: Pauly D = Guido

by guido<3333 January 9, 2010

guidom

To half-ass something.
Generally used in the automotive world, when speaking of a task that is handled in a very lazy manner.

"Dude, you totally guidom'ed that bolt!"
"I guidom'ed my first engine, and it blew two miles down the road..."

by Adrian Pike June 13, 2005

Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.

guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.

by trallala September 26, 2009

Findlay Guido

A guido from the city of findlay, ohio.
can often be found part taking in various gay guido activities such as dancing and kissing men

Jeff is such a findlay guido....

by The City of Findlay November 2, 2009

Guido

-Guido actually translates to guy in English. It's a name. Nowadays, it's used as a racial slur against Italian guys. Usually the morons who speak like illiterates (i.e "not for nothin, how ya doin, my mudda, check out dat broad!" etc)

-They give genuine Italian people a bad name

a. That guys a real guido, listen to the way he speaks.
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)

by JPistoia May 8, 2008

Guidoism

A sentence or phrase a Guido would say to make himself look better or to down-talk a "non Guido" type, but in the process making himself look more like a fag than he already does.

Guidoism-

Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.

Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.

Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.

Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*

by anti-guido March 18, 2009

guido sammich

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008