When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.
by Gingerspritz August 1, 2018
Get the Gopherring mug.-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018
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by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018
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A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019
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Quick, I've just caught a glimpse of the gomper, run!
The gomper is calling me again, let's jump from a cliff to escape whatever they have in store.
The gomper is calling me again, let's jump from a cliff to escape whatever they have in store.
by Arborist12 November 8, 2019
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