Gaff

Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck

My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work

by bob July 24, 2003

Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.

"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"

by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005

gaff

to talk wit, or to chatt

person 1: y the f**k did u fone me?
person 2: just to gaff

by Souaf AmeriCAN Half-Breed June 26, 2004

gaffle

to jump upon someone causing them pain usually in a large group all gaffling one person

in the matrix neo got gaffled by hundreds of agent smiths gaffle him

by nobbert June 1, 2003

gaffer

a big marajuana joint.

hey, let's smoke a fat gaffer and get stoned.

by Red_Rain January 11, 2009

GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

Gaffold

a word that simply means laughing until you excrete bodily fliuds

Holy crap, that was so funny I gaffolded.

by MEASY December 31, 2009