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Skid Goggles 

a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.

note: can be applied to other small colleges.
Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.
Skid Goggles by thoroughbred July 24, 2008

high goggles 

The usage of sunglasses with you are stoned to the point either your eyes look lazy or they're red.
"What's with those sunglasses on? It's like not even sunny, it's raining?"
"Oh, they're my high goggles"
high goggles by Teroo December 19, 2006

Goo Goggles 

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.
"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.
Goo Goggles by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

laser goggles 

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.
that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.
laser goggles by dave6000 June 22, 2007

saudi arabian sand goggles 

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)
Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.
“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”
Walnut Hill Goggles by Mrhillofthenut September 24, 2019