filthy martinez

Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.

by dshnizzle January 17, 2006

What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

by korozion November 14, 2006

Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

by Night Marauder August 21, 2007

Filthy Bob

Whilst making sweet hate sex to a female rub your dirty taint (the area between the balls and ass) on her upper lip giving her a proud rough moustache

my girl is in the bathroom shaving off a filthy bob she demanded i give to her this morning.

by 62s October 8, 2007

Filthy Larson

This is what you do to your boss at work if he's a complete asshole. You gather fellow employees and render him unconscious with a donkey punch. then in true gang rape style you proceed to lay boston pancakes on his chest followd by EXTRA SYRUP!

Jim was being a complete ass ninja today, so I rallied the troops and we gave him a Filthy Larson. Next time we'll give him the duck nuggets!

by Brady Frisk March 9, 2008

filthy mick

Red Bull & Jameson

After Eric drank his filthy mick, he proceeded to pass out on my bathroom floor.

by foyzdabomb January 6, 2009