farfegnugen

The German word for "Driving Pleasure."

The German marketing slogan for the Volkswagen.

Adolph: I need some 'me time.'
Minion: Why not take your car out for some farfegnugen?
Adolph: Good idea. Go kill yourself for trying to be smarter than me.
Minion: Sieg heil!

by Door June 28, 2005

farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005

cock farmer

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

farmer blow

noun: to blow a big wad of snot out of one nostril while holding the other nostril closed by pressing on the side of the nose with the index finger or thumb.

When done properly, a farmer blow completely clears the nasal passage and the small amount of snot remaining on your nose can be wiped off on the back of your glove or on your sleeve. Good if you do things outdoors a lot and don't want the mess on a handkerchief in your pocket.

by Jubilation T. Corndog October 15, 2006

Fap Farmer

Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.

That dude is a total fap farmer.

by DangerCain March 11, 2015

pickle farmer

One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.

Joe is definitely a pickle farmer, did you see the way he was staring at that man's package.

by b_killin' foos August 7, 2006