Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

Elf

A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT

Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?

by Cooltiaxox December 23, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

ELF

Evil Little Fucker. . .

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."

by Araucauria September 27, 2021

Elf

To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.

the movie elf that is over played at Christmas

The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings

Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much

Elves are way better than dwarves

by The doctor of pubs December 17, 2014

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022