joe dirt mullet

A "Power Mullet" featuring spikey hair up top resembling a Tina Turner look, Shaved Side Burns and a Long Shaggy Back. A look David Spade sported in the movie "Joe Dirt".

Man check out that "Joe Dirt Mullet" on that dude. He must be a Redneck.

by Foot Device Guy January 3, 2014

Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

Costa Rican Dirt Bike

The act of two men riding together on a dirt bike or motorcycle and the man riding in the rear gives a hand job to man driving the bike.

I saw Joe and Will riding together on Joes motor cycle and Will was giving Joe a Costa Rican Dirt Bike.

by Ian N. March 25, 2023