lynyrd skynyrd drunk

Drinking large quantities of hard liquor and rampaging throughout the ensuing blackout period.

Last night, Tim got Lynyrd Skynyrd drunk and threatened my kids.

by MC Stig January 8, 2010

drunk shit

A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal

Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.

by Nat0069 April 22, 2008

DRUNK MAYOR

Drunk guy that knows everybody in town.

I saw the DRUNK MAYOR was wandering Helens Club last night. He was slamming FIREBALL's with friends.

by DUVALLZ July 20, 2016

Bathtub Drunk

The act of being so drunk that you can not remember the part of the night where you punched your friend in the face, took off your shirt and went to sleep in the bathtub.

I was just having a couple drinks, next thing I know I'm waking up shirtless in the tub. I was totally bathtub drunk.

by Samuel J. O'Brien January 13, 2008

Fuck Drunk

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk

Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.

by codster3339 December 19, 2011

skunk-ass drunk

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!

Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"

by rush4psu October 8, 2014

Drunk Facebooking

A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).

(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)

John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?

Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010