shit oh fuckin dear

An expression of extreme dismay, or shock

Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."

Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"

by CalifCoyote May 30, 2006

cake decarator

when a man fills upa condom and then takes it off and squeezes it so that the cum comes out the end then u draw on some of something with it

i drew a dog on her tummy with my cake decarator

by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007

dacarie

When a male inserts his penis in a womens mouth and gets extremely erect and deep throats the girl too far resulting in a severe choke attack.

Timmy gave shirly a dacarie and pulled it out just in time before she died so he could do it again.

by Suzy chokes August 19, 2007

dearden

A small mammal, lives on the out skirts of Swansea, rarely seen due to an alcoholic nature. Carries a Lidl bag with a top hat full of MDMA. The Hedlu can't handle him.

Oi, Dearden
Go home.

by Wemlie November 30, 2013

Dearbornistan

A racial derogatory term for a city called Dearborn, located in Michigan, U.S.A. It's known for having the largest Arab American community in the United States, hence why it's called "Dearborni (stan)". The term was made by racist white supremacists who despise Arabs, due to the conflict of 9/11 and many other terrorist attacks in America that were committed by people of Middle-Eastern descent.

*Racist white person drives through Dearborn*: "Holy shit!! what in the Dearbornistan is this city? Gotta get outta here before these towelhead motherfuckers blow me up! Fucking brings back the memory when I was deployed in Iraq 20 years ago.

by XXXPussySlayer October 21, 2020

dearings

earings that dangle and are often flashy

i like you dearings they sparkle they swing.

by the one i is February 24, 2011

Dear Walgreens

A website created for people who have observed strange happenings at the drugstore chain Walgreens, and feel the need to alert management (in the snarkiest and rudest way possible) as to the situation.

Dear Walgreens: I think it’s racist that you segregate your hair products based on if they were made for black hair or for everybody else’s.

by thehousegirlfriend July 9, 2011