Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

by bryan1618 September 23, 2010

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009

Croaking

"CROAKING A THONG" This is done by waiting until the end of a long, hot summers day. Grasp the Thong at the top. Pull at a medium to fast pace. This will cause a "CROAKING" noise when the thong rubs against the ass cheeks, which are moisty.

Kinda like rubbing your hand down a foggy window. Or like a croaking bull frog looking for love.

by Master Ecs Sploder August 15, 2011

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crotchwinger

To lift the leg, exsposing the crotch fully. Often used in figure skating and ballet.

"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."

by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007

Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.

Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.

by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017