craptalicized

Written badly

"Well our poster looked fine before Danielle craptalicized it!"

"Our poster would've gotten at A if you hadn't let Celeste craptalicize it!"

by Schubertastic January 31, 2009

Neurotic Craphole

-Not dependable
-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside

That neurotic craphole needs a check on reality.

by TheGoddessTwins February 3, 2012

anglo-catholic

Describes members of the Church of England and affiliated churches in the Anglican Communion and other churches with similar history, who identify with or feel they are part of the Roman Catholic Church, although not officially in full communion with the Roman Catholic Church. The Church of England was created when Henry VIII, King of England, broke away from the Catholic Church and the Pope, in order to have his marriage to Catherine of Aragon annulled for not producing a male heir to the English Throne. Henry VIII was also responsible for the Dissolution of the Monasteries, an historic event in England which caused a massive redistribution of wealth and reordering of society.

James prays the rosary, visits a Benedictine monastery, has a card with a picture of the Pope on it that he wrote in for to the Vatican, has a blessed Miraculous Medal that he got from some nuns, and visits a Catholic Church to adore the exposed Eucharist, which he is not allowed to partake of because he's Episcopalian. He has a statue of Mary in his home, and prays that she intercede with the power of Jesus to help him in his troubles. He also has a Liturgy of the Hours book he prays from when he's off work or riding on the train on long trips to Montreal to visit French Catholic Churches. James is anglo-catholic.

by MeaningExpander October 5, 2017

Powers Catholic High

Despite bitches putting “jesus first” and “god above all” these powers hoes get gangbanged and drink cum like it’s fucking white claw. They pay $12,500 a year for a school that sucks major dick. Jesus loves us for free, by the way.

Hey, I just enrolled in Powers Catholic High!

Are you fucking stupid?!

by sannkaed February 2, 2022

Trinity Catholic High School Ocala

A school full of pussys who act ghetto and will cry like the little bitch they are as soon as you point out that fact. the mfs only have one plan and that is plan B. If you enter the bathrooms you’ll understand why the brats are constantly scared shitless of peeing in a cup. The only thing they use the Bible for is spitting the teachers’ children into.

You go to Trinity Catholic High School Ocala? Have fun with your pedo teachers.

by 69ingurmom December 17, 2021

Bouncy castle Catholics

Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.

Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.

by Paulb23 October 13, 2017

st joseph the worker catholic academy

A trash school in Windsor Terrace where teachers are racist, and don’t do anything to help the school. Rats roam the lunch room, people fight in the bathroom,vape in class, and teachers bully kids.

Joan Martinez Cruz: This is my last year here.
James: I doubt that. You fail math. I will never get into a good highschool since I went to st Joseph the worker catholic Academy

by James Flynn December 5, 2018