crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Cranksuit

A sweatsuit that is worn by Ed Crankshaft. Actually, it is made of his everyday clothes which include the following: red jacket, white dress shirt, black pants, white socks, and often black oxfords, but also sometimes white sneakers. The sneaker version was most recently worn the other day. Its a great outfit for everyday wear but also for exercise as well. Take it from a former Mudhen, if you want great clothes wear when the workout bug shoots, grab a Cranksuit, its a hoot!

Ed: Whoa, its a great day for a workout! I'd better get my Cranksuit on.

Pam: You wear your Cranksuit all the time. What's so special about working out in it?

Ed: Well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. I love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes)

Mac: Hey, you two, what's up? I saw you exercising and I wanted to join in the fun. Look, I got my Mudhens on!

Ed: (still stretching himself) Sure, you don't have to have a Cranksuit. Is that one of my old Mudhen suits?

Mac: Yeah, I snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. I hope you don't care.

Ed: Yeah, whether you have a Cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! First one to the hot dog stand is a dirty Mudhen!

Pam: (starts laughing) Dad, you're gonna get it! Watch out! (she starts jogging after him) You dirty bird!

Mac: Now, now, now. Don't say that. I love him! He looks good in his Cranksuit.

Ed: Whew, what a workout! How about some hot dogs? My treat.

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 17, 2011

crapspeak

To practice the first amendment without foul play. Talk crap about each other and have it be completely harmless.

You could tell that Jenny was going to crapspeak about Tanya because of all the attention she was getting.

by RosieCakeBuns August 6, 2011

crankstibate

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

by destinypaige November 5, 2011

crangster

A cracker, who thinks that he/she is gangster. Applies mainly to suburban people.

He is such a crangster, it is so annoying.

by nshxnik February 20, 2013

crapsby

The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.

"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

crapspasm

A crapspasm is when you are dropping yesterdays mexican food into the toilet, and the force gives you a spasm, causing you to repaint your toilet brown.

Should not have gone to taco bell, I got a crapspasm. The janitor will not be happy.

by Manbearpig, the word inventor October 25, 2014