constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

constapissed

When you know you have to piss but can't or you have a hard time pissing

Tom: Dude Mark I can't piss man quit watching me.

Mark: You must be constapissed

by Big C from the 985 January 6, 2009

Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity

After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Constihappy

con·sti·hap·pi kónsti·háppee
adj

1. having difficulty with defecation yet feeling a great feeling of contentment, pleasure or joy while doing so

The cookie looked constihappy.

by Pandiecakes July 24, 2009

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

constifused

Confusedly constipated

I'm really constifused because this morning I should have been stuck in the bathroom, what with all the Ex-Lax, Beer and bran flakes I consumed last night.

by euroyeti March 5, 2010

constandard

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.

It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.

by dietcokefan June 7, 2011