Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kevinnnb

Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity

After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.

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having diarrhea so much that you become really skinny and look look anorexic

I put some laxatives in that ho Maggie's drink and now it looks like she got diarexhia. SHIT!

diarexhia by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

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the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

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