Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity

After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.

by Kevinnnb April 06, 2008

diarexhia

having diarrhea so much that you become really skinny and look look anorexic

I put some laxatives in that ho Maggie's drink and now it looks like she got diarexhia. SHIT!

by Kevinnnb April 06, 2008

Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 06, 2008