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cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
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Physician 

The noblest of all professions. Sacrifice at least 11 years after high school and incur $200,000+ debt in the pursuit of knowledge to care for you and your loved ones.
The physician spent four years in undergrad, four years in medical school, 3-7 years in residency, and then 1-2 years in fellowship before practicing.

phyllicia 

Free spirited, loving, funny female with a beautiful heart and soul
Yesterday a girl named Phyllicia changed my life.
phyllicia by Ice ice baby January 27, 2015

Philicia 

A sweet beautiful sexy woman. Brown hair and brown soulful eyes. She is kind-hearted and loved by all! She may be short but she is fiercely loyal to friends and family. Would give the world to make her loved ones happy. She has great taste in books music and movies. Not someone afraid of being herself!!!
Philicia is an amazing woman!
Philicia by Weldingchick December 19, 2016

Physician Assing 

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
Physician Assing by StrongB December 1, 2021

Physician 

To Put in simle terms, they're the heros of society. They sometimes don't get the respect the deserve for the long hours, 11 years of HARSH schooling and stress that they go through because of under-appreciative patients who bitch about the littliest things, but keep this is mind there are alot who appreciates the work that they do. Take it for me, i'm typing this right now because i'm grateful of them, and plus i was supprised there wasn't a good definition of their work there was just a stupid definition above me, but all in all they're heros of this planet.
Person:OMG my friend just got shot!!, call 911!

EMT's: don't worry kiddo, we will stabilize you and take to to a physician so he/she can do he/she's majic!
Physician by Andrew92 August 14, 2009