Pandiecakes's definitions

Constihappy

con·sti·hap·pi kónsti·háppee
adj

1. having difficulty with defecation yet feeling a great feeling of contentment, pleasure or joy while doing so

The cookie looked constihappy.

by Pandiecakes July 24, 2009

asteract

Also called bounding asterisks, it is the cyberpragmatic phenomenon of placing actions between asterisks in text.

Kayla: Hey :)

Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)

by Pandiecakes January 24, 2018