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asteract

Also called bounding asterisks, it is the cyberpragmatic phenomenon of placing actions between asterisks in text.

Kayla: Hey :)

Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)

asteract by Pandiecakes January 24, 2018

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con·sti·hap·pi kónsti·háppee
adj

1. having difficulty with defecation yet feeling a great feeling of contentment, pleasure or joy while doing so

The cookie looked constihappy.

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