Comet567

describes a pretty boy weeb aka all around cool guy

He’s a Comet567

by Meteor567 November 23, 2022

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023

Colhette

Colhettes are very brooding and quiet at times, She enjoys all the time being alone and would love to hang out with people she's very close with. They can sing, have a beautiful speaking voice and is usually moody.

She has a nice voice, she must be a Colhette.

by SoletLuna July 20, 2024

Competable

2 comparable but competing things.

“Hey Kevin, Steve wants root beer for the party and I want sarsaparilla. Which one do you want?” “They’re competable to me”

by TXBHT December 15, 2023

comet rain

when you feel depressed and/or want to go in the forever box.

"Why am I out of breath? I was just running the the comet rain."

by ace.of.hearts January 3, 2024