breed sow

A Breed Sow is a female humanoid whose purpose of existence is based solely upon the production and nurturing of offspring. Breed sows share similar characteristics: a total unawareness or concern towards world, national or local happenings immediately beyond those of the brood, and severely-limited conversational skills restricted to the topics of children and complaints of perceived mistreatment by various authority figures. Men are similarly incidental within the existence spheres of breed sows, who consider them necessary only for the security and subsistence (food, clothing and shelter) they provide while still being the target of complaining gossip at gatherings of other breed sows.

Breed sows are distinguished by such shared characteristics as obesity, slovenly attire, a maintenance-free hair "style", total obliviousness to their surroundings, an expectation of deference from others but a refusal to acknowledge favors, and total tolerance towards all juvenile behavior while being simultaneously ready to focus a primitive, vigorous defensiveness against those who question the same.

Quick, let's move to another table - there's a breed sow approaching with four piglets.

by GeorgZnaeym August 27, 2006

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

breeaatt

A word commonly used when something bad happens. Also commonly used in place of a curse word.

"aw breeaatt! someone stole my car."

"aw breeaatt i just got hit in the nuts."

"aw breeaatt I just lost to shlomo in madden and fifa at the same time"

by shlomo beyer February 21, 2009

breed:different🥶😈❌🚫🎭👹

when ur different😃👍🏼or u can jus say it to make fun of the weirdos. or as joking around🤣❌🥶🦍‼️

breed:different🥶😈❌🚫🎭👹

by genesis c🤣😈🔫💯 September 23, 2020

breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children

A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).

by rebecca g May 28, 2009

breein' around

just hanging out; synonymous with "woolgathering"; indulgence in idle daydreaming; choosing not to partake in fun times; sleeping; nomming; watching TV; see also breeandering

"Where's Bree?"
"Probably just breein' around."

by ferocious cheese September 29, 2011

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012