Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.
18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.
18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!
18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!
18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!
18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!
18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!
18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!
by morganhernan September 26, 2009
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Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."
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When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.
"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
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Get the Free Beer and Hot Wings mug.A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009
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by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003
Get the beer goggles mug.The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.
Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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by Freshtadef May 2, 2007
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