Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007

Betina

a girl obessed with 80s music from brazilan who attracts many men by showing her hoo-haa. you all know what that is...her awesome collection of POLLY POCKETS! usually has a brother by the name of arthur who doesnt smile much unless forced and walks with a hop. betina is also another name for a duck, because betinas qauck a lot and freak out about batman on many random occasions. all over this homo sapien is crazy, weird, lovable, and totally gacious...watch out!!

(couple is walking in the park)
*someone walks by and lets a huge fart just rip out all over the place*
guy-there goes a betina...

by the dark bunny August 10, 2009

oral beating

A euphemism describing an action of questionable origin. Often in reference to the mouth, although can be applied to any part of the body.

"What a hunty rouchemag! I'm going to give him the oral beating of his life!"

by McButler June 3, 2006

Kate Beckinsale

A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.

Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS

by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009