Your mom 

A poor excuse for a comeback or diss.

Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"

Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."

Your mom by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

your mom 

Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.

White person 1: You're an idiot.

Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!

Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!

Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!

Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM

Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!

Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!

White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!

your mom by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008

your mom 

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

your mom by your mom March 10, 2003

your mom 

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

your mom by kate May 16, 2004

Your Mom 

A cult within the confines of Key West that brings death and destruction to little bunnies and preps. A gothic group, we rule supreme. Now, Kwy West High School...next the world!!!

YM: For we are all in your mom.

Your Mom by Voodoo February 25, 2005

your mom 

an insult you use to someone you dont like or you just want them to leave you alone

Carrie:Hey kid!
Sarah:hey
Carrie:your bf doesnt call you as much as mine calls me..
Sarah:Well....YOUR MOM!
Carrie:your dad!

your mom by Sarah March 7, 2004

your mom 

what I did last night

i did your mom so hard last night
does your mom have a penis?

your mom by iM YoUr ReAl MoM February 3, 2019