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toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.
Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.
by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017
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toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
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toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017
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toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
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TOILETING

I am TOILETING
by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020
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toilet

by MouseyCat August 9, 2020
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Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
by ElectricBob December 30, 2020
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