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Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.
That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?
by schnoogie November 22, 2004
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testiclette

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".
1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?
by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008
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testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
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testiclap

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.
He stood up and performed a testiclap.
by Alex B-P February 2, 2004
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testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".
"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"
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Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016
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