Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

by pornhorny February 7, 2010

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

milky swingers

see tits

she flopper out her lovely milky swingers in my face and I almost passed out.

by M May 16, 2003

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Well droopy swingers

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters

Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.

by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004

Slinger

The formal name for a penis belonging to a shemale.

John: Dude that girl was so hot!
Bob:Yeah man, did you see her bulge? I bet she has a nice slinger too.

Bob: I can't believe that chick turned me down
John: It's cool dude, I bet she didn't even have a slinger.

by BlackAttack27 April 15, 2014

stingers

Bristolian term for stinging nettles.

When kicking a football as far off the field of play as you can. (Therefore wasting time) Yo might say 'pick 'ee out the stingers'

by Stew March 31, 2005