swigger

A slur that describes someone who switches on their day 1's

"Yo, Chris is constantly ignoring my texts and calls."

"Yeah. It's cause he's busy talking to this girl 24/7. He's a swigger."

by GayFatRat October 5, 2025

Swigger

A creature whose primal survival instincts have been completely overwritten by the Taylor Swift discography. They navigate the world not by sight or sound, but by tracking Ticketmaster server pings and the migratory patterns of stadium tour trucks. This fan would trade their own name and social security number for a friendship bracelet woven from a single strand of thread that might have once been in the same room as the "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" scarf. Their life's purpose is not to attend a concert, but to achieve the enlightened state of being on 'The Waitlist,' which they consider a sacred text.

Even after the presale website crashed, the devoted Swigger wasn't angry; she just framed a screenshot of the error message, convinced it was a sacred relic from her spiritual journey in the queue.

by FartCat69 October 9, 2025

Swigger

Derogatory term for a Taylor Swift fan

These swiggers like some terrible music

by Jebediah_kerman November 11, 2025

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

Jig swiggered

I'll be damned.

Found in a slang dictionary.

Person 1: That guy's a homosexual!
Person 2: I'm jig swiggered...

by In a box with your mom March 11, 2010

chewny swinger

a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.

nah she's a pure chewny swinger man

by anonymouse1990 May 8, 2011

bigleague swager

cool,jackass,energizer,smooth,handsome ,dick, loser, winner,rapper

tool, bigleague swager ladies man funny

by sexman691423 June 27, 2011