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Jerking off stalefish

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.
by Fredwasright October 10, 2005
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wayne staley

Wayne staley
Scientific name: Stalebread
This young full-blooded beast was first discovered in a bogan dominated area of society called tasman district high school, wayne was born in 1990 with an amazing ability known as ADHD, this gives him the ability to have amazing amounts of energy as he leaps from detention to relocation much in the same way as a flying squirel jumps from tree to tree.

Wayne staley has never nad one friend in his whole life as he is so completely hyperactive that no-one can handle him, this hyperactiveness is battled by giving him drugs that are otherwise illegal. This drug is known as ecstasy. unfortunately this does not affect him at all and his fellow students have often expressed to the teachers the need to put him on sedatives. young wayne has recently been expelled from newtown high for being something which can only be described as psychotic....... i have not seen this amazing creature for some time now and hope for his sake that i never see him again lest i gaet the urge to stab him repeatedly in the chest with a blunt knife.
by specky January 15, 2005
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Sealed

(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.
The old power plant was a beautiful site, until the taggers got to it; then it was sealed.
by Pablo Vilas October 15, 2015
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stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.
Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.
by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007
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Duce Staley

A small dump; a small #2
My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.
by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003
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Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.
Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008
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