red river slurping

when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.

by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006

sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva

The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!

by diegest March 18, 2003

Diarrhea Slurper

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).

"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"

by Cynist3r December 1, 2011

slurp

The act of slapping another person with a large pool noodle.

Aaron slurped Lauren until she cried, and admitted that he was her pimp.

by RickyRossTheBoss November 24, 2009

San Francisco Slurpee

When two dudes are sodomizing each other, one guy cums in the other dude's anus and proceeds to suck it out with a straw.

I heard gay dudes love getting San Francisco Slurpees.

by rarepepesilvia September 25, 2009

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

Slurpee

A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11

“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”

by LaurensMom39 July 23, 2019