Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.

I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.

by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022

gay sober

The term gay sober takes inspiration from the popular phrase "California sober." Weed consumption is ubiquitous across the Golden State, so much so that smoking has been normalized and not considered a drug. The same can be said for the use of popper amongst the gay community.

I'm gay sober. I don't drink or do hard drugs, however, I sniff poppers during sex.

by Joes Pineapples June 17, 2022

Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.

by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018

Kester S Sobers

EVIL & or TWO

Do not attempt to discredit Kester S Sobers.

by KSS2 March 2, 2022

Silicon Valley sober

I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

by Atomix270 June 21, 2022

Washington State Sober

Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

by Schoei July 10, 2023