A totally cool kid that is definitley not a loser. Samantha has very small boobies, and is not very impressive in the back.
Samantha, or Sammy is a girl that will get with you for like a week, and then dump you like the cool kid she is.
She can be fun at times, but she is very moody, and will turn on you in an instant.
Samantha, or Sammy is a girl that will get with you for like a week, and then dump you like the cool kid she is.
She can be fun at times, but she is very moody, and will turn on you in an instant.
Person 1: "Yo you see that chick over there arguing with that dude?"
Person 2: "Yeah they are kinda making a scene."
Person 1: "Her name is totally Samantha"
Person 2: "Yeah they are kinda making a scene."
Person 1: "Her name is totally Samantha"
by StupidBaka December 20, 2018
Get the Samanthamug. Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".
Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*
Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".
Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!
Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. by Kiri is bby October 28, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. She’s such a Samantha
by Candle wax 3000 October 19, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. simply the snazziest best friend a girl or boy could ever have! She loves purple and alpacas. she also is good at rejecting boys.
Boy: Wasup cutie
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
samantha: you look like a dead alpaca. if i were desprate like you i would date my ex's sister
by AJisSnazzy May 3, 2018
Get the Samanthamug. Samantha is a very stunning girl. Her best trait is positivity to others and her humour. She is one of the funniest and kindest people you will ever meet. Her only bad trait is she is extremely self conscious at times. She tends to put herself down as a joke but deep down she thinks it’s true. Overall she is a kind person who would laugh if you fell down but would still help you up. If you have a Samantha in your life thank her.
by Sonotsamantha March 27, 2019
Get the Samanthamug.