husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.

"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"

by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.

Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025

Stealing

Permanent borrowing without permission

Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!

by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018

quick steal

The act of getting or stealing something with minimal to no effort, whether it's someones baddie, cash, or wallet.

Yo should I quick steal that grandma over there?

by Zesaeit July 13, 2024