dick smack

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.

"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."

by Captclam August 25, 2006

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Smack That

Giving a booty a little tap or a squeeze on the ass cheeks. Typically a saying or a phrase.

Shawty didn't like it when I came up behind her and decided smack that good looking booty of hers.

by Smack That June 10, 2014

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smack head

A druggie, mainly on smack

by Ermno April 1, 2003

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talkin' smack

talking behind someone's back, gossipping.

see: talking shit

bitch, I heard you've been talkin' smack about me.

by donut April 14, 2005

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Freemack Smack

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.

"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".

by - May 20, 2004

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sing-n-smack

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

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