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overrated. Religion has been presented through out history as 'the way of life' or 'the true way to be happy after life'. In reality it is a way to manipulate, govern, and generally hate others without the normally required guilt. One may be allowed to participate in one religion, as all others are wrong. If one does not believe in a certain religion, they are doomed to eternal suffering. Religion has caused wars, death, murder, violence, riots, and general chaos through out history. For a purpose which was invented by man to potentially conform the masses to their every will.
The Crusades... The huge war for the "Holy Land" because of the Christian religion
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The formula for all known religions is as follows:

"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"
Reginald likes to drink his tea with 2 teabags, therefore the Kiwi's of the sahara desert play the maracas every full moon as their religion dictates.

16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets

The world exists, therefore God created it.
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A method that Ancient Monarchs concocted to control a cult population of People. Where some religions are passive, many religions are very violent and disturbing, but its followers ignore those parts. I guess you can call it brain-washing, to an extent, like really, do you think that a virgin could give birth to a baby? and that Mohammad saw the angel Gabriel and it told him to go to the city of Mecca. Honestly, people need to come to their senses. Catholics take orders from a pedifile who believes he's "a servant of god" when really he's just as bad as the rest of us. Religion is bascially a passive system of having control over a population of human beings. I am not anti- religion. or Anti Jesus,or anything. I am just saying, its a little far fetched.
Watch the Movie "Angels and Demons with Tom Hanks

Or, read ANY book about the renissance, play the game Assassin's Creed, or even. Just think for yourself. It'll all make sense to you eventually.

I AM NOT ANTI RELIGION. My family members are baptized christian, and i am an observant agnostic...
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Helpful sometimes, often not.
Cause of many deaths, prevention of others.
Keeps people sane, makes people crazy.
Respected, abhorred.
Good. Bad.
There is no accurate definition of this word that doesn't leave something out.
Religion drove extremist Muslims and Christians to do horrid things.
Religion helps people through hard times.
I can't seem to figure out what I should think about it, so I'll just stay neutral.
by ellipsisdotdotdot March 6, 2011
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Children stories that grown men fight over.
Goldilocks and the three bears is an example of a non-practiced religion.
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THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.
It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.
by Beavis July 12, 2003
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The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.
by He who speaks the truth... April 16, 2007
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