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Spit-Poked

Derived from Spit-Roast.

Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'

"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
by motostuff March 26, 2010
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gang poke

When a fuckton of people poke you on Facebook. Like a gangbang, but instead of dicks you get annoying fingers.
Poor Stan is being gang poked by all 845,000 of his Facebook friends.

Dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. Those gang poke sessions are devastating.

Being gang poked, not fun. Gang poking someone else, lots of fun.
by Allen75 January 13, 2011
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Real-life Poke

Instead of using a facebook poke,this is a poke brought to real life; can be used on people, objects or animals (such as a bunny).
That girl just real-life poked me, totally unexpected!
by N. Owl December 31, 2007
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pokéshit

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump
Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.
by lolololololololooolololol December 19, 2008
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poke

1. n. The Facebook's outreach to passively-aggressive suitors, stalkers, and lushes. comes in the form of an announcement of itself on your Home page. See poke back and hide poke.

2 v. to perform the process of sending a poke.
"Well, Jim, Jack, and Johnny, who needs a poke tonight?"

"Ugh! Someone from a state school poked me!"
by Fadonk September 15, 2005
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poke

an action on facebook letting someone know you thought about them that day.
I was flipping through an old book that a friend borrowed a couple years ago, and I noticed her notes in the margin. I looked her up on facebook and poked her.
by facebook user23450 November 21, 2010
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poes- woes

South African term for fucked up, strung out, amazingly cool, unstoppable and hardcore. All rolled into one.
Don't mess with MY auntie, she's poes- woes.
by jemimabean September 26, 2011
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